On Saturdays, my phone likes to sit in a yard pretending to be a piece of gravel eating a fruit salad in a clown costume. The fruit salad is in the clown costume. The piece of gravel is wearing mittens. At the end of the day, it pretends to be a hungry person eating steak. Then it turns into a boa constrictor and watches the Late Night Movie.
12 Apr 2012 08:53